Pug Abuse

Not only is this made out of cheap, polyster novelty yarn, (I'm getting a rash just thinking about it) but the colour and fit do nothing for him.

At all.

Look at the poor puggy! That is not the face of a happy pug. He looks like a Kleenex box cover from Hell. His expression is a combination of: fear, disbelief, and confusion. He has no idea why he's being punished in this degrading manner.

A Good Thing

Recently seen in Martha Stewart Weddings (click to enlarge):

Wow. It's like looking into the future.

Current Conditions

And about 3300 people do not have power.

Will it ever end?

Sickness in the Theme of Easter

What will your epitaph say? Click HERE to find out. Mine says this:



Sort of funny (and sort of not) since I am currently sick, suffering the second coming of the "100 Day Cough"... which I've had for about forty days. Having been various degrees of sick since mid-February, I finally caved and went to the doctor. He gave me super-strength antibiotics and an asthma puffer... this seems to have helped a bit. However, like the Big-J, I plan to rise (in my case, from my own crapulence) tomorrow for impromptu Easter dinner at Kate and Hilary's.